They said what?

The award for most outrageous statement made in August may not go to either the McCain or Obama campaigns.

It  looks more like a dead heat between George W(orst president ever) Bush and Bill Gates.

Score whichever you think strains credulity the most:

Microsoft launching a barrage of complaints that the Yahoo/ Google deal would be a monopolistic practice that would lead to an unfair competitive advantage.

or

George W. Bush lecturing Vladimir Putin after the invasion of Georgia that in the 21rst century that you don't bully other countries and invade them